gnarly:

friend: can you go buy something for me at the store ill give you the money

me: ughhhhhhhh

friend: you can buy something for yourself too with my money

me:

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(via awkwardprick)

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

(via paranoid-dark-angel)

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

sonofaphroclite:

your dad signing the divorce papers because I rode it so good

(via hugs-are-lovely)

One should always be drunk. That’s all that matters…But with what? With wine, with poetry, or with virtue, as you chose. But get drunk. Charles Baudelaire (via wordsnquotes)

(via bumwithaplum)

v0lumes:

Tssf

v0lumes:

Tssf

(via awkwardprick)

dlubes:

when you’re on tumblr/facebook and it’s your birthday

image

(via hugs-are-lovely)

flyziik:

norrthlane:

what if you walked onto a flight full of band members honestly what would you do

all of them

(via i-lied-when-i-said-i-was-okay)

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